Introduction

In the aftermath of a week-long bout with food poisoning, my boyfriend Anton, our two children, and I sought solace in a city evening meal. Believing our little dragons—Bronson, Cookie, and Poppy—would manage just fine in the caravan for just a few hours, we set out for a much-needed break.

The Unexpected Homecoming

Returning home, our son suggested a detour to my parents’, envisioning a calm visit. Little did we know, chaos awaited us as the trio—Bronson, Cookie, and Poppy—ran amok outside my parents’ place. Yes, they had escaped! Thankfully, my parents’ vigilant neighbours became impromptu dog sitters until our return.

Breaking In and Breaking Out

To our astonishment, the escapade continued as they managed to break into my parents’ caravan… The plot thickened when Bronson, the portly troublemaker, wedged himself in a fence, prompting reluctant neighbours to channel their inner handymen. Talk about a top-notch escapade!

The Smelly Reunion

Finally getting them back home, we realised they absolutely reeked of s**t. We could only guess where they had been or what they’d been up to.

The Great Escape Revealed

It took a moment to comprehend their great escape – they were like true little family mischief-makers!

They only Broke the F**king window, shattering it completely. Fortunately, it was plastic, so no one was hurt in the process. But their antics didn’t stop there; they even went on to demolish the garden fence to complete their breakout!

Conclusion: Of Love and Laughter

Exasperated but full of love, they might be absolute d**k heads, but we love them dearly . What was supposed to be a simple evening meal turned into a pricey family comedy show!

Note: This wild escapade actually happened about 2 months ago, but the memories are so vivid, it feels like it was just yesterday.